Man Dreams of Being Awesome

(Houston, Texas) Local retail worker, Jeremy Green, daydreams of being awesome. "All day, every day," Green agreed when asked about his dreams of awesomeness. "It's, like, all I think about." pausing for a moment and staring off into space Jeremy's face becomes blank, but then in an instant he comes back to reality and states earnestly "Yeah...it's my dream to become awesome." Green, 31, does admit that the road leading to awesomeness is one that promises to be "tough as balls" but is adamant about one day maybe thinking about starting the daunting journey.
 
Friends and co-workers eagerly backed Green's claims of his awesome daydreams. "Dude's always been a dreamer," Green's brother, Chris, added. "It's the one thing he excels at. Real life? Not so much. But when it comes to imagining what kind of super powers he'd have or what supermodel he'd date? Hell, my bro is untouchable."

Fred Rivera, Green's boss at Radio Shack agrees. "Horrible customer service representative. But man! When you see him staring off in the distance while he mans the register you just KNOW he's creating entire worlds and scenarios where he's the best there is in any given situation. I wish he had a monitor attached to his brain so I could peak into the sheer awesomeness he's creating!"

However, Terence Barefield, a coworker of Green's at the Shack had a slightly less positive take on Green's past time. "I don't know what the hell that fool is doing most of the time. One time I walked out back to have a smoke and he was just sitting there making all these sounds of like guns and stuff." adding "I don't really care what it is he always thinking about, I'm just tired of doing all the stocking around here by myself. Why should I have to work while he's getting paid to pretend like he's a Cowboy or whatever. Man that's bullsh*t!"
 
Rivera later added that unless he shaped up, "his a$$ was so fired."
 
Green, when asked about what kind of awesome he wanted to be replied, "Just your run of the mill Ninja-Spy-Athlete-Lady's Man-Politician-Super Hacker. You know, the dream of every working class dude."
 
Green also revealed he dabbles in daydreams of winning the lottery.