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TODD REVIEWS©! AVATARI SPECIAL EDITION
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FamilyJewelsWow what a grate movie I have just saw! It's called George Cameron's Avatari and it's about an ancient race of Smurfs who like to shoot arrows and ride dinosaurs...

TODD REVIEWS©! TERMINATOR 4!

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Plastic Addiction! Hot Toys Captain America!

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HOLLYWOOD! Sheen To Play Superman©?

FamilyJewels(Fresno, CA) "I AM TOO Superman! You just stepped in it you mortal asswipe!" These were the last words heard by Terry Sullivan, bartender at O'Mally's House of...

NEWS! Big Boned Baller Brings It!

FamilyJewels(Fresno, CA) – Local "big-boned" accountant, Marlon Williams, is still a "pretty damn good athlete...for a total fat ass” witnesses reported Sunday...

TODD REVIEWS©! There Will Be Bloods.

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HOLLYWOOD! Fantasies Do Come True!

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NEWS! Woman Regrets "Rocking Out"

FamilyJewels(Nashville, TN) Local 3rd Grade teacher Sarah Wilkerson says she regrets her decision to "act like she was a member of a rock group" at the Canyon Creek Singles Mixer...

POLITICS! A Hip Hopper Goes to Washington!

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TODD REVIEWS©! Iron Mans!

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TODD REVIEWS©! BLACK SWANS!

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